Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Nude gay male toga party in my back yard!

[UPDATE] I added a picture. See the red arrow pointing at the yard? We have a birds eye view of that yard from our upstairs.

Ok, this crappy cell phone photo will have to do until Madeline figures out how to download her, evidently much better, photo.

So, on Saturday evening around 7pm, I was reading in my room and Madeline excitedly knocks on the door, opens it, and hisses, "There are a bunch of nude men in the back yard!"

"What?" I said, puzzled. (Is this another one of my weird dreams?) "In our yard?"

"Yes! Come here!" I jump off the bed and go into her room and look out the window, and sure enough, over the fence at the neighbors house directly behind us, are about 20 totally naked men. It appeared to be some kind of Roman themed party, because some of them were wearing garlands around their heads. Other than that, they were having drinks and chatting with one another.

Yes, I know the picture is not that good, but look toward the top of the photo at the duplex, and if you use your imagination, there in that small yard is a cluster of nude middle aged men! Priceless!

We laughed our asses off! We shusshed each other for fear of being caught peeking! We rolled around on the floor out of sight, laughing hysterically! I could not believe they would have such a gathering where we could obviously see everything (and I mean everything).

Elle, Madeline's 11 year old daughter, did not find it as exciting as we did. "They're old," she shrugged dismissively and went back to her book.

THAT is the most exciting thing to happen at my house -- I think ever. I hope they do it again! Soon!

And the only reason I mentioned that they were gay was because I can't think of a bunch of middle aged straight guys thinking that would at all be fun. Correct me if I'm wrong!


Lelo said...

Tease! That is the crappiest photo. Next time call me and I'll bring my telephoto lens.

I would have died. Love it.

Sarah Bott said...

I know my compelling prose cannot do that story justice!

Gorilla Bananas said...

Sarah, you are a Peeping Tomasina. They were either gay or very bicurious.