Linda had gone shopping at New Seasons and guiltily confessed that she had forgotten to bring the reuseable tote bags that we have hanging on the side of the fridge to encourage people to
Even though I frequently forget to do this, I of course made fun of her. When she left to meet friends for dinner I hung one of the paper bags on her doorknob with a big PostIt note that said, "You killed me." Then I cheerfully went to bed.
Oh. And I didn't clean up the kitchen after Kelly Ray cooked barbecue. Don't judge me. There. I admitted it.
In the morning we found that Linda had turned the tables on us, putting the PostIt on our cutting board, which had the remains of some poor pig on it.
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